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The Battle of The Answering Machines was between Bob's Answering Machine and Joe's Answering Machine. Phil Ming filmed it.
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(Joe is prank calling Bob)
(Joe starts the Joe Answering Machine)
Joe: Ho ho ho.
(Bob knows it's Joe and turns on the Bob Answering Machine)
Bob: (sigh)
Bob Answering Machine: Hello.
Joe Answering Machine: Hello.
Simultaneously:
{Bob Answering Machine: This is the Bob Answering Machine.}
{Joe Answering Machine: This is the Joe Answering Machine.}
Both: GASP!
Both: WHAT?
(Bob Answering Machine plots a scheme)
(Joe Answering Machine schemes a plot)
Both: What is two plus two?
Simultaneously:
{Bob Answering Machine: 4!}
{(Joe Answering Machine explodes)}
(end of The Battle of The Answering Machines)