"How to kill mockingbird" is an instructional guide on how to kill a mockingbird. It was written by Harp Pee and won the Poolyt Surprise in 2011. It was an instant bestseller in the Infinitiverse.


  • Page 1: Title Page
  • Page 2: Quote - Mockingbirds, I suppose, were children once - Charles Lamb
  • Page 3: Instructions -
  1. Acquire weapon
  2. Aim at mockingbird
  3. Pull the trigger
  • Page 4: Back Cover - Compassionate, dramatic, and deeply moving, "How To Kill A Mockingbird" takes readers to the roots of human behavior - to innocence and experience, kindness and cruelty, love and hatred, humor and pathos. Now with over 18 infinitillion copies in print and translated into forty quadrillion languages, this regional story by a young Alabama woman claims universal appeal. Harp Pee always considered her book to be a simple love story. Today it is regarded as a masterpiece of American literature.