The Increasememoryinator is an electric drill on a stand. Joe used it to drill a hole in his head because he can't remember things very well. He writes something down, sticks it in his head, and then waits for it to dissolve. It's a very ugly process, and when it's over, Joe usually forgets anyway, so it doesn't work all that well. Joe can't remember anything anyways, so the whole idea is pointless. It evolved from the Drillinator