John is Joe's brother. He was born on the same day as Joe. He also has another brother named Jack. All three were born on the same day and they are all evil. He also lives in the Meniverse. His parents are Jessica and the Secret Creator. John creates -inators as well, though not as many as Joe. He is mostly evil and stupid, but Joe still tops him in both evilness and stupidity.

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