The Lightinator was an invention by Joe that was meant to produce light. It didn't. The Lightinator, when turned on, releases many antiphotons (fictitious particle) (particles of dark) into the air causing it to get very dark. Joe doesn't know this, but this technology may actually be useful. It is currently considered a form of radiation and tests need to be conducted to assure safety, although common sense says it should only be as dangerous as a flashlight.