Mr. Hairy is hairy. His hair is so strong you cannot cut it. Because of this, Mr. Hairy has never been able to get a haircut before. Some investors seek to get the hair somehow for use as an incredibly strong rope.

Mr. Hairy attended the Low-Budget 8th Grade Savannah Field Trip. He says it is one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

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