Mr. Journalist was the first minor character to see inside the Secretiverse. He took a picture of the Secret Crater and got Bob to crunch some numbers and then he had become the discoverer of the first landmark ever known to exist inside the Secretiverse. Mr. Journalist uses the help of Mr. Internet to get around at speeds up to the speed of light. He's always at all the news story locations snapping pictures. He carries around a backpack, a camera, a microphone, a notebook, and wears safety goggles.


  • He looked inside the Secretiverse.
  • He can travel around at near-light or light speed (depending on the transportation method).