Mr. Report is the reporter for Teh Nooz Janell. He does all the reports. Though he is a relatively good speller, he has never commented on the spelling of the script writer, Mr. Terriblespeller. He does all the big announcements and news. In 1987, he got to report the birth of Bob and Joe! What an exciting time for him. He has been the reporter for as long as anyone can remember. Some say that he is even older than Mr. Old, but that is not very likely.

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