Description Edit

Mr. Selfdeliverer only delivers himself. He has a big truck that says "Delivery" on it, therefore tricking people into thinking he's delivering something important. However, when people open their door, he just walks in, takes a seat and starts eating their snacks. He does this until the property owner tells him to go deliver himself to someone else.

What you can do to protect yourself and your family Edit

  • Lock all snacks in secure places
  • Only open the door to deliverers if you've actually ordered something
  • Tell him to deliver himself to whoever your worst enemy was in high school
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