These are terrible row row row your boat variations by many people.

Mr. RandomEdit

No One Likes This SongEdit

  • No one likes this song,
  • gently up the stream,
  • I don't care about the rest.
  • The end.

Run Your BoatEdit

  • Run run run your boat
  • gently up the street,
  • Paddling boats up streets is a difficult thing to do.
  • The end.

Seven and a HalfEdit

  • Seven and a half
  • multiplied by two
  • is fifteen if you are smart.
  • The end.

Random Words (OR IS IT???)Edit

  • Joe, moo, 62,
  • telephonic ping,
  • universal self-destruct,
  • The end.


Joe Your BoatEdit

  • Joe Joe Joe your boat,
  • Joe is not a verb,
  • I don't care what you think about it.
  • HO HO HO!

Uysles S. GrantEdit

Throw Your BoatEdit

  • Throw, throw, throw your boat,
  • because reasons,
  • I wrote this because we had this unit in art class or something,
  • Um,
  • Uh...
  • I ran out of ideas.
  • No wait!
  • Yeah. I did. Maybe I should call that pizza place that has really cool anchovies.

Blow Your BoatEdit

  • Blow, blow, blow your boat,
  • gently down the stream,
  • merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
  • Life is kinda hard sometimes.


There will be more in the future.