Soggy Oat Nuts is a type of cereal. It used to be much more successful than the other cereals but is now second place to Epicircles. It is slowly losing customers to them but it will take until 2590 before they lose their last customer. It is very popular for being very cheap everywhere, even with intense, exaggerated tarrifs and the like.

Soggy Oat Nuts is many people's favorite cereal, although in particular, Birdley and Randy like it the most.