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The Presidential Debate 3 is a debate between Obama and Romney. Phil Ming filmed it.
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(Obama and Romney have their podiums again, but their iPads were discovered and confiscated)
Obama: And so the economy...
Romney: ...may not be doing well...
Obama: But it's not my fault! Bob, explain that it's not my fault!
Bob: It's your debate, and I can't pick sides.
Romney: It clearly is your fault! You let the terrorist group El Queso slip through the United Plates and right into Canadia!
Obama: Well if it is to be my fault, then I have no choice but to blame it on Romney by letting El Queso go through his state!
Romney: (surprised look) What?!
Bob: Calm down eveybody, they just stole a few lollipops --
Mr. Delightful: I was wondering who pickpocketed me!
Obama: See, it's all Romney's fault that that kind sir was pickpocketed.
Romney: No, Bob, explain that it's not my fault --
Obama: It IS your fault, you bumbling idiot! You caused a poor man to get pickpocketed --
Bob: You can't keep doing this --
Romney: Well you are a terrible president by letting El Queso get into Canadia.
Obama: Well then, we have no choice but to blow it up.
Romney: I couldn't agree more.
Bob: The citizens of Canadia won't be happy about that.
Obama and Romney: Nobody cares about the citizens of Canadia!
Obama: I will go launch the nuclear armageddon now!
Romney: Me too!
(Obama and Romney walk off stage)
(Sound of missiles launching)
(Obama and Romney walk back on stage)
(Obama pulls out iPad)
Romney: But we had those confiscated!
Obama: Anyone want to play Happy Birds Multiplayer?
Phil Ming: I do!
(Phil Ming begins playing Happy Birds Multiplayer with Obama)
(Romney frowns)
Romney: I want my iPad!
Obama: (still playing) You should have gotten it when you had the chance. They were hidden in the microwave.
Bob: (sighs) I'll never understand politics.
Mr. Delightful: (to audience) Can I borrow seven dollars?
(end of The Presidential Debate 3)
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