(purple bunny hops around)
(Car pulls up)
(Blorax steps out of car)
Blorax: Trees! And truffula trees at that! I hate trees, but truffula trees are illegal!
(Blorax pulls out axe)
(Blorax whacks the truffula tree)
Blorax: Die, tree!
(epic lightning strikes the stump, and Lorax appears)
Lorax: Hey! Who chopped down this tree? This is my favorite kind of tree!
Blorax: I chopped down this tree, under protection of law. It says here (pulls out paper) that all truffula trees are illegal and must be made into thneeds!
(Lorax takes paper)
Lorax: What? These trees are home to many purple bunnies! I can't let you chop them down!
(Lorax rips up paper)
Blorax: No! My paper!
(epic music starts)
Lorax: I AM THE LORAX! I SPEAK FOR THE TREES! NOW BEGONE!
(epic music cuts off)
Blorax: No way.
(epic-er music starts)
Blorax: I AM THE BLORAX! I SPEAK FOR THE THNEEDS! I will clear this forest to make them. You NEED a thNEED!
(Blorax runs off to chop truffula trees)
(Lorax runs to Twice-ler tree factory)
Lorax: Do you have any more truffula seeds? Some maniac named "the Blorax" is chopping all the trees down.
Twice-ler: I don't have any truffula seeds. They're very hard to come by and the Once-ler stole them from me.
Lorax: Then I will go to the Once-ler.
(Lorax is running to the Once-ler when...)
Blorax: Ouch. Watch where you're going. I almost chopped you in half. I really shouldn't have hesitated though.
(Lorax continues to run to the Once-ler)
Lorax: Once-ler! Give me the truffula seeds!
Once-ler: Never! I have to make thneeds!
Lorax: Give them to me!
Lorax: Fine. I'll be back.
(Lorax sneaks up behind Blorax)
(Lorax steals axe)
Blorax: Come back!
Lorax: Give me the seeds or you will be chopped!
Once-ler: Fine. Take them.
Lorax: I got the seeds!
Blorax: Good for you. Now give me my axe.
Lorax: Okay, but you have to leave.
(Blorax takes axe)
(Blorax walks to car)
(Lorax jumps out from behind the car)
(Blorax throws the axe into the air)
(axe lands on car engine)
(end of The Story of the Lorax and Blorax)