- You do not talk about Tuesdays.
- You DO NOT talk about Tuesdays.
- All important events that happen on a Tuesday are automatically twelve times more important.
- Every day is a Tuesday in the Meniverse. There has never been a single Wednesday in the Meniverse since the Greatest Depression started at the time Joe was born.
- Every Tuesday falls on a Tuesday. This was proven to be quite the shocking coincidence.
- All of Joe's inventions were invented on Tuesday.
- Anyone born on a Tuesday was not born any other day of the week.
- Tuesdays are always really good or really bad.
- Tuesday has seven letters
- Seven has five letters.
- Five has four letters.
- Therefore 7+5+4 = 16 and 16 is the universal Tuesday number.
- Therefore 7-5-4 = -2 and -2 is the universal Antituesday number.